4 November 1996
Matthew decides to stage an awards show in the shop - the DAFTA Awards. He gets a Gladiator, Lightning, to present them. The categories range from "Most Impressive Stunt" to "Best Actress". The award is a custard pie in the face. Matthew decides there is another category: "Best Custard Pie Delivery" and the winner is Lightning. She gets pelted with custard pies by everyone.
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