9 October 1995
Matthew, Sooty & Co are preparing their acts for a forthcoming talent contest. Matthew tells a joke which Sweep doesn't understand, but when he asks people to explain the joke to him they can't because they are laughing too much. At the club, Matthew tells some jokes, Sooty does his magic act, Sweep tells his joke and wins the contest. Later at the shop, Sooty & Co sings 'Sooty's Got Talent'.
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