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We Were Only Joking! is a song featured at the end of the 1991 Sooty Show episode Only Joking.

Lyrics

Remember the nail which made my heart fail
We were only joking!
Remember the flower turned into a shower
We were only joking!
Remember the thing left the dirty black ring
We were only joking!
Remember the gum went off like a gun
We were only joking!
Remember the string - what a crazy old wing
We were only joking!
Remember the joke when you needed a soak
We were only joking!
Remember the soap - I didn't have a hope
We were only joking!
Remember the bowl and the spoon with the hole
We were only joking!


Well what sort of bloke is it can't take a joke
when it's only a moment of fun
Well you'd better beware, you'd better take care
Don't you play these jokes on your mum!


Remember the trouble with bubbles galore
We were only joking!
Remember the noise that amused both the boys
We were only joking!
Remember the prankster a gangster would like
We were only joking!
Remember the bloke when his joking backfired
We were only joking!


Laughing and joking and getting a soaking
is fine if you're wise and you're clever
But whilst you are fooling you mustn't be cruel
"Am I right, Matthew?" "Of course - never!"


Remember your bed where you lay down your head
Now we've finished joking!
Remember you three need plenty of sleep
Now we've finished joking!
Remember the rules; tomorrow it's school
Now we've finished joking!
Remember the time, now say your goodbyes!

Goofs

  • Matthew states in this song that the whoopee cushion amused both the boys but in the episode Soo was laughing as much as the boys were.

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